This is one of the most hilarious posts that Austin has ever done. Read it. I challenge you not to reblog nor laugh out aloud.
Get ready to relearn the names of Santa’s reindeer, Modern Philosophers, because Donner has gone to court to legally change his name. The papers were filed today in North Pole Superior Court, and the change should be official by the end of the week.
This Modern Philosopher Skyped with the reindeer of the moment to discuss why the sudden change. “It wasn’t sudden at all, Austin,” Tony explained. “I’ve been mulling this move for a few decades, and finally decided that the time was right.”
I pressed him for why he felt a change was needed after being known for centuries as Donner to generations of children who love and adore him.
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